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So, I wrote all the one-line fics from the last time I did a writing meme. Thus, I am doing another writing request thing.

Drabbles! Getchyer red hot drabbles, right here! Name a fandom, a character, and a keyword, and I'll write you something. If I don't know the fandom/can't write in it, I'll tell you and you make a different request.

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Date: 2006-02-19 10:24 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] verstehen.livejournal.com
I want to ask for Life on Mars but I only know one other person who has seen! Thus:

NCIS, Abby, anal probe.

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Date: 2006-02-19 11:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] niqaeli
"What did I say that sounded like, 'Please scar me for life, Abs!'?"

Abby looks at Tony reproachfully. "You asked what they were!"

"And you could have answered 'creepyass kinky sex toys' and left it at that. But somewhere we took a left turn into anal probes and... and *urethral stretching*. I did not need to know about urethral stretching," he says, crossing his legs delicately. "In fact, I'm pretty sure *nobody* needs to know about urethral stretching."

"You know, I only do this for your own good. I'm just trying to broaden your horizons a bit, Tony!"

"My horizons are plenty broad," he says. "In fact, I could tell you more, but see, that would be *rude*."

"That so, DiNozzo?" Gibbs says, as he stalks in. He glances down at the stocky little plug and the slim little vibrater. "You get any DNA off those sex toys?" he asks.

"Nope, looks like whoever used these took good care of their toys--these things were sterilised. I did find some interesting trace--velvet fibers. Probably from a storage bag. You didn't find one with them?"

"We did not," Ziva said. "They were simply loose in a drawer by the bed. Who would take the bag but not the toys inside?"

"We're going to find out," Gibbs said, grimly.

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Date: 2006-02-19 11:41 am (UTC)
niqaeli: cat with arizona flag in the background (Default)
From: [personal profile] niqaeli
Heh. Yeah.

I came close to making McGee listen to that conversation too, but, I'm not that cruel. Also, McGee isn't my squishy and Tony is. And gosh knows I like to torment my squishies the most.

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Date: 2006-02-19 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com
Now I am imagining McGee turning colors and desperately signalling to Abby that Tony does not need to know what she's talked him into taking up the butt (or other orifices). *snicker*

I wonder if McGee has learned any sign...

I wonder if signing sex words looks dirty...

If you watch(ed) Farscape...

Date: 2006-02-19 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamtrible.livejournal.com
Something cracked from Farscape. Whatever character (or pairing or whatever) strikes your fancy. But try not to spoil the 4th season too badly, I haven't seen it yet (or the veryvery end of third season)

Re: If you watch(ed) Farscape...

Date: 2006-02-19 04:59 pm (UTC)
niqaeli: cat with arizona flag in the background (Default)
From: [personal profile] niqaeli
Haven't seen Farscape. Try again, says the magic 8ball.

If you'll pick a character and keyword you'll get a response a whole lot faster.

Re: If you watch(ed) Farscape...

Date: 2006-02-20 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamtrible.livejournal.com
Eh, no other bugs in my brain right now.
Though if you can manage a deranged crossover of some sort, those are always fun.
Maybe Dr. Who popping up in the Firefly 'verse or something?

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Date: 2006-02-19 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] penm.livejournal.com
I am not sure if you are one of the Star Trek people. However.

Star Trek, Kirk, and seduction.

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Date: 2006-02-19 05:57 pm (UTC)
niqaeli: cat with arizona flag in the background (Default)
From: [personal profile] niqaeli
*is one of those Star Trek people; dons tinhat*


Kirk is magnificent to behold in green and gold, it matches his colouring. The prime minister of Xerxes is equally lovely, on his arm, looking as charmed as any woman is by the famous Captain Kirk. Bones is almost as charismatic in blue and white, a lady on his arm as well.

Their bright, warm light is seductive; his Captain and their Chief Medical Officer proceed to charm everyone else at the ball. They will get the supplies they need to repair their engines, and continue on their mission.

Efficient. Admirable. An effective application of resources.

The pang he feels as he watches is utterly illogical. It pains him all the same.

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Date: 2006-02-19 06:03 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2006-02-19 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] penm.livejournal.com
Oh. That's lovely. I love it; it says so much in a small space of time. Oh Spock.

Thank you.

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Date: 2006-02-19 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com
FMA, Roy, slut.

*looks innocent*

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Date: 2006-02-19 06:25 pm (UTC)
niqaeli: cat with arizona flag in the background (Default)
From: [personal profile] niqaeli
I. Hate. You.

Get back to you on this one.

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Date: 2006-02-19 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmtorres.livejournal.com
Hate you, too, dear!

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Date: 2006-02-19 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] traykor.livejournal.com
DC, Tim Drake, balance

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Date: 2006-02-23 10:37 am (UTC)
niqaeli: cat with arizona flag in the background (Default)
From: [personal profile] niqaeli
Dick prefers the uneven bars. Tim prefers the balance beam. In competitive gymnastics, both apparatus are used only by females. But they don't train for sport. They train to stay alive.

Tim doesn't have Dick's flexibility, or his acrobatic ability. He started far too late for that. But he does have a decent sense of balance, and a certain innate lithe grace of his own, and there is something very satisfying in sticking the landing of a back-tuck on a balance beam.

If he can keep his balance on something four inches wide, he can keep his balance nearly anywhere. Even around Nightwing.

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Date: 2006-02-19 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanzy.livejournal.com
Howl's Moving Castle: Howl/Sophie, cleaning his bedroom. >D

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Date: 2006-02-19 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gisho.livejournal.com
Dragaera! Kiera, tea. Because tea solves everything.

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