House chatfic

Okay, so, I was trying to figure out when the next new House would show. I ended up finding a summary for it, which made me go OMGWTF.

"While the staff tries to diagnose a woman suffering from uncontrollable muscle flailing and crashes her car, House and Stacy try to resolve their relationship issues once and for all. Cameron refuses to get the results of her HIV test."

So, uh, that's how ( this happened. )