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[ficbit] Thursday Next/House MD crossover
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jmtorres for this. This is so, so cracked.
"You are going to *love* this one," Chase drawled. "She's completely bonkers. You should've been there while Cameron was taking her patient history."
House snatched the clipboard out of his hands and the pen out of his mouth, tapping the pen against the clipboard as he read. "Rash, trouble breathing... boring! The crazy does not change the fact that she has an allergy."
Chase shrugged. "She's negative for all the allergies we've tested for. No asthma, nothing wrong with her lungs at all either. In fact, she's in great health except for the rash and the fact that she can't breathe. And the fact that she's delusional."
House made a hm noise. "So, what is with this? No parental history. Cameron's much more obsessive about her paperwork than this."
"Yes, well, even Cam stops trying when the patient says her Dad died from being disassmbled into pink goo by nanites."
House blinked. "That's a new one." He snagged his cane from its spot up against the wall and pushed himself up. "Come on, let's go see Ms. Next."
jmtorres for this. This is so, so cracked."You are going to *love* this one," Chase drawled. "She's completely bonkers. You should've been there while Cameron was taking her patient history."
House snatched the clipboard out of his hands and the pen out of his mouth, tapping the pen against the clipboard as he read. "Rash, trouble breathing... boring! The crazy does not change the fact that she has an allergy."
Chase shrugged. "She's negative for all the allergies we've tested for. No asthma, nothing wrong with her lungs at all either. In fact, she's in great health except for the rash and the fact that she can't breathe. And the fact that she's delusional."
House made a hm noise. "So, what is with this? No parental history. Cameron's much more obsessive about her paperwork than this."
"Yes, well, even Cam stops trying when the patient says her Dad died from being disassmbled into pink goo by nanites."
House blinked. "That's a new one." He snagged his cane from its spot up against the wall and pushed himself up. "Come on, let's go see Ms. Next."