John would be so jealous. And he'd lock it up and refuse to admit it to himself much less anyone else and eventually Rodney would snap and just lose it. "What the *fuck* is your problem?" and John would be grim-faced and all "We are not having this conversation," except they do because, well, Rodney is not one to be deterred.

Andthentheyhavesextheend.

except totally not because Jack *freaks* when he finds out and it is all very very awkward and painful and fucked up and Heightmeyer and Elizabeth go and get very, very drunk together on some of zelenka's moonshine because they really can't deal with trying to sort out these idiots' massive, massive issues right.