[fic] Myths

Because I haven't posted fic in awhile and I don't know when I will manage to finish any of the many, many WIPs, I am posting what I have on this.

The Santa Clause
Content some readers may find disturbing. Um. This is all jmtorres's fault. Rated SPARKLE DREAM.
Bernard doesn't have a time machine so he gets to suffer through wet dreams and mood swings and the possibility of losing the best Santa they've ever had and, you know, his home, his friends, and his entire existence. And then Toy Santa tosses him in the brig, as it were.

( Myths )

jmtorres, I'd get on AIM and chatter at you about Blackpool but my internet is being completely retarded, so. We'll just go with 'hm. David Tennant is sex.' :D